you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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