Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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