Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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