I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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