Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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