hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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