where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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