Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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