We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My life is pants optional.
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