Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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