Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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