Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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