the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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