I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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