I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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