Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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