Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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