I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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