He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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