i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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