That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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