Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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