Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
my god I love twenty year old dicks
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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