Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize