I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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