so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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