this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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