My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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