chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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