I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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