I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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