I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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