Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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