He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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