I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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