1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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