Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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