from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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