So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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