I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you win again, gameday.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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