East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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