i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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