Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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