she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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