just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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