For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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