So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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