girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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