I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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