its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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